Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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