I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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