does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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