question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Even my vagina gasped.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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