you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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