I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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