Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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