My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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