The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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