You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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