Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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