so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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