she was so not down for the gang bang
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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