You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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