Your face is a jimmy john
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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