$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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