i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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