yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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