glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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