it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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