Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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