We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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