New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
