I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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