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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Everyone says I win the strip club
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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