covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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