He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
do nipples grow back?
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