he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I came so hard my ears popped.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
