people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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