I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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