that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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