walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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