She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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