i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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