have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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