The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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