you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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