Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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