I just saw a hot homeless man
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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