Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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