why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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