are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think I won the penis lottery.
i just had sex bonerless
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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