Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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