Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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