ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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