There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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