p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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