What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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