It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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