I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Randomize
