Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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