Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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