went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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