Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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