she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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