I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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